I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident